Just back
from 12 glorious (and outrageously expensive) days in Europe, I have some train
tales to tell, and some advice for America’s railroads.
Despite
its small size, Switzerland boasts some of the best trains in the world. Not the fastest (that would be France), but certainly
the most dependable. Here are a few things Metro-North could learn from the
Swiss railroads.
ON TIME
MEANS ON TIME
Metro-North
defines "on time" as being within five minutes and 59 seconds of
schedule, an industry standard in the US.
When I explained this to a conductor in Switzerland he laughed and asked
"How can a train be late and still be on time?" Exactly.
In this tiny country you can set your watch by the trains coming and
going.
TIMETABLES
ON STEROIDS
Arrive at
a Swiss station to catch a train and you consult a timetable prepared weeks
ago, arranged by hour. Catching the
10:07 to Basel? That's always on track
12; on that track you'll see a chart
showing every car on that train, which are first class, where the restaurant
and Quiet Cars will be and where, exactly, those cars will stop on the
platform. Catch the same train from
Grand Central and the track may be different day to day as might be the length
of the train.
On the Swiss
train you'll be given a list of the stations you'll stop at, which track you
will arrive on and the time and track number of all connecting trains. Arrive at Stamford looking for the New Canaan
connection and it's always different... and sometimes a bus.
TREAT THE
CUSTOMERS WITH RESPECT
In Europe
the on-board announcements (in three languages) always start with " Meine Damen und Herren" (Ladies and gentlemen). The formality of the culture carries over to
the national railroad and customers are respected. On Metro-North some conductors yell at
passengers, call them children and mock them on the PA system.
FREQUENT,
CLEAN TRAINS
The heavily
traveled corridor along Lake Geneva from Geneva to Lausanne and Montreux is 58
miles long. That compares to the 82
miles from Grand Central to New Haven.
On our Connecticut line there are three trains an hour at rush hour and
just one an hour during the rest of the day.
On the Swiss line there are trains every three to eight minutes, even on
weekends. Some are locals, others
expresses and still others long-distance trains just passing thru
Switzerland. But they are all spotless,
even the bathrooms.
TAKE THE
PLANE TO THE TRAIN
Most
major cities in Europe offer high-speed rail from their big airports to
downtown and beyond. At Paris's Charles
de Gaulle airport you can hop a 200-mph TGV to anywhere in the country. Flying out of Geneva or Zurich, you can even
check your bag at the train station and pick it up when you land, or vice
versa. Compare that to JFK’s AirTrain which will take you to the subway or LIRR, but
no farther.
BOOK
& TICKET ONLINE
If you
want a ticket for Metro-North you can order it on the web and you'll probably
have it in a couple of days by mail.
Book a ticket online in Switzerland and you print it on your home
computer and hand it to the conductor who scans the QR code on the train, and
you're done.
BAR CARS
AND MORE
What
passes for a meal on a Metro-North bar car (if there is one on your train) is
probably a bag of chips and a beer. On
most Swiss trains there's a lounge car serving food and drink or at least a
cart that moves between the cars selling everything from fresh brewed coffee
and sandwiches to adult beverages. And
they accept credit cards.
SELLING
THE SCENERY
Taking a
cog railroad thru the Alps is, of course, different than riding Metro-North. But both pass through some incredible
scenery. On most intercity Swiss trains
there is a Panorama dome car, enjoyed even by the locals. On Metro-North or Shore Line East you're
lucky if you can see thru your window, let alone enjoy the beautiful view of
the coastline.
AMERICA
IS NOT NUMBER ONE
Ever
notice that the people who shout "the USA is the greatest country in the
world" have often never been outside our borders? Until he was elected President, George W Bush
had never even been to Canada or Mexico!
When it
comes to railroads, the US is abysmal.
Amtrak's Acela is a joke compared to high speed rail in the EU and
China. And Metro-North may be the #1
commuter line in the US, but it pales in comparison to any of dozens of
regional lines in the EU.
I just
wonder… Has anyone from Metro-North
has ever been to Europe and seen what is possible?